Last Updated: January 6, 2026
By accessing and using goldenmaduro.com (the "Website"), you accept and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use the Website. Golden Maduro ("we," "our," or "us") reserves the right to modify these Terms at any time, and your continued use of the Website constitutes acceptance of any changes.
Golden Maduro operates an e-commerce platform that sells limited edition golden statues commemorating the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro in 2026. Our products are satirical, commemorative collectibles intended for adult customers worldwide.
We strive to provide accurate descriptions, images, and specifications for all products. However, we do not warrant that product descriptions, colors, images, or other content are accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. Product colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting conditions.
Our statues are produced in limited quantities with a production capacity of approximately 50 units per day. We reserve the right to limit quantities available for purchase and to discontinue products at any time without notice.
All products sold on this Website are satirical, commemorative collectibles intended for entertainment, political expression, and historical documentation purposes. They are not official merchandise and are not affiliated with any government, political party, or official organization.
All prices are displayed in US Dollars (USD) or Euros (EUR) depending on your selected region. Prices are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to correct pricing errors and to cancel orders placed at incorrect prices.
Payment processing is handled securely by Stripe. By providing payment information, you represent and warrant that you are authorized to use the designated payment method. We do not store complete credit card information on our servers.
You are responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees associated with your purchase. These charges may be assessed by your local government and are not included in our listed prices unless explicitly stated.
Your receipt of an order confirmation does not constitute our acceptance of your order. We reserve the right to accept or decline any order for any reason, including but not limited to product availability, errors in pricing or product information, or suspected fraudulent activity.
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Due to our limited production capacity, processing times may vary during periods of high demand. You will receive email notifications when your order is confirmed, when production begins, and when your order ships.
We ship to 15+ countries worldwide. Shipping times and costs vary by destination and are calculated at checkout. Please refer to our Shipping Policy for detailed information about delivery timeframes and procedures.
Our return and refund policy is detailed in our separate Refund Policy document. Please review that policy before making a purchase. Generally, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery for unopened, undamaged products in original packaging.
You may create an account to facilitate purchases and track orders. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials and for all activities that occur under your account.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your account at any time for violation of these Terms, fraudulent activity, or any other reason we deem appropriate. You may request account deletion by contacting us.
You must be at least 18 years old to create an account and make purchases on our Website. By using the Website, you represent that you meet this age requirement.
All content on the Website, including text, images, logos, graphics, designs, and software, is the property of Golden Maduro or its licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works without our express written permission.
When you purchase a statue, you own the physical product but not the intellectual property rights to the design, branding, or associated materials. You may not reproduce, manufacture, or sell copies of our products.
If you submit reviews, photos, or other content to our Website, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, and display that content for marketing and promotional purposes.
You agree not to use the Website for any of the following purposes:
THE WEBSITE AND ALL PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS-IS" AND "AS-AVAILABLE" BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, GOLDEN MADURO SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS OR REVENUES, WHETHER INCURRED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ANY LOSS OF DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES RESULTING FROM:
Our total liability to you for any claims arising from your use of the Website or purchase of products shall not exceed the amount you paid for the product(s) in question.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Golden Maduro, its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from:
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of [JURISDICTION TO BE DETERMINED], without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
Any dispute arising from these Terms or your use of the Website shall be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of [ARBITRATION BODY TO BE DETERMINED]. You waive your right to participate in class action lawsuits or class-wide arbitration.
Notwithstanding the above, either party may seek injunctive relief in court to prevent infringement of intellectual property rights or to enforce confidentiality obligations.
We shall not be liable for any failure or delay in performance due to circumstances beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, war, terrorism, riots, embargoes, acts of civil or military authorities, fire, floods, accidents, pandemics, strikes, or shortages of transportation, facilities, fuel, energy, labor, or materials.
If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect. The invalid or unenforceable provision shall be replaced with a valid provision that most closely reflects the original intent.
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, Shipping Policy, and Refund Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Golden Maduro regarding your use of the Website and supersede all prior agreements and understandings.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:
By using this Website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.